No one has ever seen Bernard Butler in real life, so it’s impossible to know much about him. He has been spotted living in a shack in the forest with his wife, an over sized plush rabbit with an insatiable desire for carrots. Allegedly, his wife was the Insatiable One of the song because the band tired of stopping at every produce market for another twenty pounds of carrots.
Here’s a picture of them doing something on a busy London street that should have been done only at home.
Here’s some crap quality scans of Bernard from Guitarist magazine.
Crossbeat December 1994
I am busy scanning a ton of Suede crap but I think this HQ crop of Bernie’s nerd face needed it’s very own post atm